Cell Phones Are Expensive

You have your whole life to be an asshole, why don't you take tonight off?

Is that from that movie I've never heard of?

Where the Day Takes You... I have it on tape if you want to watch it.

The dude abides

"You have no power over me."

What's that last one from?

I can't currently think of a favorite, but I have a few that I enjoy:

"Did you beat off today?"
"Yeah. You?"
"Yeah."

"How about worst-case scenarios after graduation?"
"Live in Milwaukee."

"So do I have to start paying off my student loan, like, tomorrow?"
"...I'm gonna go find pot."

- All from Kicking & screaming (the 1995 one)

"No more yanky my wanky - the Donger need food."

"You know, black & white would really capture the moment here..."

"Who was it?... Well, what did he want?"
"Sex!"

- All from Sixteen Candles

"Well, ain't this just a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!"

"DO...NOT...SEEK...THE TREASURE!"
"WE...THOUGHT...YOU...WAS...A TOAD!"

- All from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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