Thank You, Salami Man
I haven't posted anything for a long while. I imagine I've lost readership. It's mostly because this was originally meant to serve as a photoblog where I could upload pictures from my camera phone automatically. The problem is, now my camera phone is broken. One day the entire screen just up and went blank, and evidently the only people that can fix it are the manufacturer or some place out in Schaumburg. Sucks.
Things of mine seem to be breaking a lot. My watchband is also broken, so I haven't been able to wear my watch. The worst part about not having a watch after wearing one for such a long time is that you still find yourself checking your watch out of habit. Today as I was walking to the grocery store, I checked my watch and was instead greeted with a bare wrist. I realized that I must have looked pretty stupid. However, immediately following, I saw a man shoving slices of salami in his mouth with his hands.
That's when I realized that foolishness is relative. A man in a goofy loud tie is always going to look downright sane next to a guy in a bear suit juggling fire. That's just the way it goes.
Things of mine seem to be breaking a lot. My watchband is also broken, so I haven't been able to wear my watch. The worst part about not having a watch after wearing one for such a long time is that you still find yourself checking your watch out of habit. Today as I was walking to the grocery store, I checked my watch and was instead greeted with a bare wrist. I realized that I must have looked pretty stupid. However, immediately following, I saw a man shoving slices of salami in his mouth with his hands.
That's when I realized that foolishness is relative. A man in a goofy loud tie is always going to look downright sane next to a guy in a bear suit juggling fire. That's just the way it goes.
